1. When life puts you in tough situations, don’t say, why me? Just say, try me!
2. Born to express not to impress B|
3. It's cute when your crush’s crush is you.
4. You can never buy love... but still you have to pay for it.
5. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode :D
6. Not always 'Available' try your luck!
7. My 'last seen at' was just to check your 'last seen at'
8. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :p
9. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
10. I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
11. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too 😆
12. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows!
13. I may not be perfect, but I'm the best you'll ever have... you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back!
14. You either live in love or die, there is no way in between!
15. I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me 😆
16. The space between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine...
17. My one hand is enough to fight against the world... If you hold the other one.
18. Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
19. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
20. Sometimes you succeed... and other times you learn.
21. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
22. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
23. When inspiration doesn't come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
24. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone 😆
25. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
26. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
27. Parachute for Sale! used once, never opened...
28. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
29. Never test how deep the water is with both feet 😆
30. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
31. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
32. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor ;)
33. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not 😂
34. His story is history, my story is mystery.
35. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off!
36. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
37. I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
38. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
39. Silent people have the loudest minds.
40. The road to success is always under construction.
41. I will win, not immediately but definitely.
42. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
43. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The longer the title the less important the job.
44. The longer the title the less important the job.
45. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
46. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
47. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
48. The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women.
49. I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
50. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right :D
56. People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.
57. Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect.
58. Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
59. What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
60. People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...
61.
Dear Teacher,
I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help.
Sincerely, Student!
62. I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
63. I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
64. Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
65. My attitude is based on how you treat me.
66. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
2. Born to express not to impress B|
3. It's cute when your crush’s crush is you.
4. You can never buy love... but still you have to pay for it.
5. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode :D
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6. Not always 'Available' try your luck!
7. My 'last seen at' was just to check your 'last seen at'
8. Scratch here ▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒ to reveal my status :p
9. When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
10. I believe there should be a better way to start each day… instead of waking up every morning.
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11. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!… He’s dreaming too 😆
12. Failure is not an option — it comes bundled with Windows!
13. I may not be perfect, but I'm the best you'll ever have... you’ll realize it the day i stop coming back!
14. You either live in love or die, there is no way in between!
15. I am single because god is busy writing to best love story for me 😆
16. The space between your fingers are meant to be filled with mine...
17. My one hand is enough to fight against the world... If you hold the other one.
18. Only Love takes you to heaven without the dying part.
19. There are three sides to an argument – your side, my side and the right side.
20. Sometimes you succeed... and other times you learn.
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21. I’m not online, it’s just an optical illusion.
22. In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.
23. When inspiration doesn't come to me, I go halfway to meet it.
24. How is a poor man a lot like a rich man? They both have an iPhone 😆
25. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
26. My wife dresses to kill. She cooks the same way.
27. Parachute for Sale! used once, never opened...
28. The richer you get, the more expensive happiness becomes.
29. Never test how deep the water is with both feet 😆
30. Diet rule #1: If nobody sees you eating it, it doesn’t contain any calories.
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31. If you don’t succeed at first, hide all evidence that you tried.
32. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor ;)
33. Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not 😂
34. His story is history, my story is mystery.
35. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off!
36. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.
37. I don't have dirty mind, I have sexy imagination.
38. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.
39. Silent people have the loudest minds.
40. The road to success is always under construction.
41. I will win, not immediately but definitely.
42. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
43. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose. The longer the title the less important the job.
44. The longer the title the less important the job.
45. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught. No, I'm not feeling violent, I'm feeling creative with weapons.
46. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
47. If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
48. The real reason women live longer than men because they don't have to live with women.
49. I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!
50. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right :D
56. People who tolerate me on the daily basis! are real heroes in my eye.
57. Before you judge me make sure that you're perfect.
58. Style is a reflection of your attitude and personality.
59. What people say to your face is not a problem. The problem is what they say behind your back.
60. People with high ego and unnecessary attitude deserves the standing ovation of the tallest finger...
61.
Dear Teacher,
I talk to everyone, so moving my seat won’t help.
Sincerely, Student!
62. I am who i am, you approval is not needed.
63. I am not perfect but I am limited Edition.
64. Silence is the best answer to a FOOL.
65. My attitude is based on how you treat me.
66. Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
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